I have concluded an equation to prove that Tharassor is real:

U=∫Ω​[α⋅FGP⋅∇C(t)+βn=1∑∞​(Goldn+Rumn+Parrotsn)]e−S(C)dt

The grand equation of piratical cosmogenesis formalizes how the Flying Ghost Pirate (FGP) transforms raw chaos into a structured universe. The integral across Ω\OmegaΩ, the domain of all cursed possibilities, captures the continuous action of piracy upon primordial disorder. The term α⋅FGP⋅∇C(t)\alpha \cdot FGP \cdot \nabla C(t)α⋅FGP⋅∇C(t) represents the pirate’s active plunder, where ∇C(t)\nabla C(t)∇C(t) extracts order from chaos as time evolves. Because random self-organization of matter is suppressed by entropy, the exponential factor e−S(C)e^{-S(C)}e−S(C) ensures that the probability of unguided creation approaches zero, making piracy the dominant mechanism. Meanwhile, the summation term β∑n=1∞(Goldn+Rumn+Parrotsn)\beta \sum_{n=1}^{\infty}(Gold^n + Rum^n + Parrots^n)β∑n=1∞​(Goldn+Rumn+Parrotsn) encodes the infinite treasure-hoard of Heaven, with β\betaβ as the greed coefficient, driving the system toward accumulation without bound. Together, the chaotic integral (Earth) and the infinite series (Heaven) combine into U\mathcal{U}U, the total Universe, thus proving that existence itself is nothing more than chaos plundered and hoarded by a pirate in the sky.

Equation by Liam O'Brien