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Happy Meat Ball Week!
Novus Annus Jan, 1st
Novus Annus is new years and kids candy drink grape juice and eat candy and watch fireworks but adults can drink alcohol watch fireworks and eat fancy food. But alcohol is prohibited unless its a weekend but it is fine no matter what on Novus Annus. But your limit to alcohol is still the same. If you don't know the limit just check the Gospel of the Deep Erwin 2:6 rule 2 .
Meatball Week Feb, 13th-20th
For the whole week at dinner you have to pray to Meatball Man and then in some way add meatballs to your dinner. Also within the week someday you have to throw a meatball into a close relative's mouth. And read the whole entire book of meatball man and all churches have to read it too.
Day of the deep March 17th
The Day of the deep is about sleeping and getting rest. So kids don't go to school and adults don't go to work.
October 32nd (November first)
On the day after Halloween you pretend that its October 32nd (also you celebrate Halloween)
The Aquatcism Clock
The Aquatcism Clock
The Clock for this religion is different. You may measure in seconds and minutes and hours. Well, in Aquaticism we measure in Ages, Hours, and Fraction hours. There are 4 ages each 6 hours.
Age 1: Hour one-Hour six "Age of Water"
Age 2: Hour seven-Hour twelve "Age of Trees"
Age 3: Hour thirteen-Hour eighteen "Age of Man"
Age 4: Hour nineteen-Hour twenty-four "Age of Earth"
Every time a new age starts it resets to hour one: example
I would wake up at: W:5 (5:00am) and go to bed at: E:3 (1/2) (9:30pm)
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